I would like to take a moment to say hi to my friend . What a cool person. She's the coolest person ever. Didn't you know that? You should totally check her out sometime, but not like that. I mean, who wouldn't think like that? She's just that awesome. What? What are you staring at me like that before? You just stare at her instead.

This special announcement has been brought to you in part (like Sesame St, ya know?) by stressing the importance of logging off shared computers.